Marriage Jokes

1. One day a man inserted an 'advert' in the local classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing. 'You can have mine.'

2. I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and brought jewelry.

3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

4. A man meet a genie. The genie tells him he can have whatever he wants provided that his mother-in-law gets double. The man thinks for a moment and then says,' ok, give me a million dollars and beat me half to death."

5. Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener

6. Marriage is grand....and divorce is at least 100 grand

7. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You ordered what you want and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

8. Love is one long sweet dream, marriage is the alarm clock.

9. There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married - now he is going through hell!!

10. A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes.