Jokes

3 hunters Jack, Andy and Mark from America went to a jungle for hunting. While hunting they were caught by a group of Red Indian. The chief of the Red Indian wanted to kill them but the 3 hunter say to him
“Please don’t kill us; we will do everything you want us to do”

The chief laughed and replied:
“Ok, I will not kill you if you can fulfill what I want you to do, Now each of you go and search for a 1 basket of a single fruit and come back. And I will tell you what to do.

Jack quickly went to look for a kind of fruit and he brought back a basket of apples.

Followed by Andy, he brought back a basket of cherries.

A few hours have passed and Mark is not back yet so the chief gave the instruction to start without Mark first. He told Jack and Andy that, for the whole basket of fruits that they brought back, they need to squeeze every single fruit into their asshole and the rule is they cannot shout or laugh or make a single noise, if not they will be killed.

So Jack started with his apple first, For the first apple he try to squeeze in, he shouted in pain and he was killed.

Next is Andy, he squeezed his cherry 1 by 1 and he was doing well until the very last cherry he laughed out loudly and he was also killed!

Jack and Andy soul met in heaven and Jack asked Andy: “ Ehh why you laugh ? You damn stupid sia, Last cherry only and you don’t have to die!”

Andy replied: I saw Mark coming back with a basket of durian! Lol.