How to ask your boss for a salary increase??
One day an employee sends a letter to boss asking for an increase in her salary!!!
Dear Bo$$
In thi$ life, we all need $omething mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company. I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon. Thank$$$$
Your$ $incerely,
Marian $hih
The next day, the employee recieved this letter of reply:
Dear Marian
I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet. NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad. I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.
Yours truly,
Manager
Friday, November 7, 2008
Letter To Tech Support :)
JUST FOR LAUGHS, FOLKS.
Please click on the image if it's too small.. I bet it's worth the click~
Guys, you must be nodding your head HARD...
Girls, don't worry too much cos most guys can't live without girls..
Please Note: Girlfriend 5.0 and Wife 1.0 are limited edition!! :) While Stocks Last.
Please click on the image if it's too small.. I bet it's worth the click~
Guys, you must be nodding your head HARD...
Girls, don't worry too much cos most guys can't live without girls..
Please Note: Girlfriend 5.0 and Wife 1.0 are limited edition!! :) While Stocks Last.
Husband Store
Husband Store
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.
You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch.... You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. .
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!"she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay,
But she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
BTW Mag going Hongkong and China soon, Can ask her for gifts and sourvenir, Mag One gucci wallet thanks in advance.
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.
You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch.... You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. .
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!"she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay,
But she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
BTW Mag going Hongkong and China soon, Can ask her for gifts and sourvenir, Mag One gucci wallet thanks in advance.
Thursday, November 6, 2008
ah boy 讲故事2.
A turkey was chatting with a bull,
"I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey "But I haven't got the energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull.
“They're packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave it enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.
MORAL OF THE STORY: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
HAHA :)
Q: In Europe, what do you call a female wearing sunglasses & a big hat?
A: A rich lady
Q: In China, what do you call a female wearing sunglasses & a big hat?
A: Tai-tai
Q: In Singapore,what do you call a female wearing sunglasses and a big hat?
*Make a guess and tagged it~! :)
Answer: The Carpark Attendant!
Winner List
1) CEO the boy himself
2) Eileen (Must have come across this before)
3) Wooncheng
Congrats x10. Hahaha. budden CEO never approve free one BOWL of ban mian for this leh.
:D
Mag, Peng and Lynn...try harder next time OKAY! hahahah!
A: A rich lady
Q: In China, what do you call a female wearing sunglasses & a big hat?
A: Tai-tai
Q: In Singapore,what do you call a female wearing sunglasses and a big hat?
*Make a guess and tagged it~! :)
Answer: The Carpark Attendant!
Winner List
1) CEO the boy himself
2) Eileen (Must have come across this before)
3) Wooncheng
Congrats x10. Hahaha. budden CEO never approve free one BOWL of ban mian for this leh.
:D
Mag, Peng and Lynn...try harder next time OKAY! hahahah!
Ticket please
Three Canadians and three Americans are traveling by train to a hockey game.
At the station, the three Americans each buy tickets and watch as the three Canadians buy only a single ticket."How are the three people going to travel on only one ticket?", asks an American."Watch and you'll see," says a Canadian.
They all board the train. The Americans take their respective seats but all three Canadians cram into a bathroom and close the door behind them.
Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets.
He knocks on the bathroom door and says, "Ticket Please."
The door opens a crack, a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand.
The Conductor takes it and moves on.
The Americans see this and agree it was quite a clever idea.So after the game they decide to copy the Canadians on the return trip and save some money.
When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip.
To their astonishment the Canadians don't buy a ticket at all."How are you going to travel without a ticket?" asks one perplexed American."Watch and you'll see", replies a Canadian.When they board the train the three Americans cram into a bathroom and the three Canadians cram into another bathroom nearby.Once the train leaves the station, one of the Canadians leaves and walks over to the other bathroom where the Americans are hiding, knocks on the door and says, "Ticket Please".
ah boy 讲故事.
A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a meeting.
On their way through a park, they come across a wonderlamp.
They rub the lamp and a ghost appears.
The ghost says, "Normally, one is granted three wishes but as there are three of you, I will allow one wish each"
So the eager senior manager shouted, "I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries. "
Pfufffff, and he was gone.
Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted "I want to be in Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails."
Pfufffff, and he was also gone.
The boss calmly said, "I want these two idiots back in the office after lunch ".
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Always allow the boss to speak first
On their way through a park, they come across a wonderlamp.
They rub the lamp and a ghost appears.
The ghost says, "Normally, one is granted three wishes but as there are three of you, I will allow one wish each"
So the eager senior manager shouted, "I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries. "
Pfufffff, and he was gone.
Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted "I want to be in Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails."
Pfufffff, and he was also gone.
The boss calmly said, "I want these two idiots back in the office after lunch ".
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Always allow the boss to speak first
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
Road Trip
We are at the PEAK OF MOUNT FABER ! =)Mount Faber Road trip
Peng, Cheryl, Yan Qing, Leslie, Worm, Eug, YL
Driver: Cheryl Choo
Car Used: M6
Facts ?
Apples are more effective at keeping people awake in the morning than caffeine.
Mosquitoes have 47 teeth.
Ants never sleep.
The Poison Arrow frog has enough poison to kill 2200 people.
Women blink twice as many times as men do.
The life span of a taste bud is ten days.
A goldfish has a memory span of 3 seconds. <---- LJ also !
The average human produces 10,000 gallons of saliva in a lifetime.
The average speed of Heinz ketchup leaving thebottle is 25 miles per year.
The percent of women who wash their handsafter leaving a restroom is 80%.
The percent of men who wash their hands afterusing a restroom is 55%. <---- should be correct ar, Peng and Yl go toilet, Peng wash Yl nv wash.
The Eifel Tower has 2 500 000 rivets in it.
10 tons of space dust fall on the Eartheveryday. < ----Damn LJ ar, who can measure sia
The Eiffel Tower has 1792 steps.
In india it is cheaper to have sex with a prostitue than buy a condom!
Sex burns 360 calories per hour! <---- No wonder Yong liang so skinny
Turkeys can reproduce without having sex. It’s called parthenogenesis.
In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. <----COCK, If it's true leslie would have die sia LOL
The average person spends 2 weeks of its life kissing.
Mosquitoes have 47 teeth.
Ants never sleep.
The Poison Arrow frog has enough poison to kill 2200 people.
Women blink twice as many times as men do.
The life span of a taste bud is ten days.
A goldfish has a memory span of 3 seconds. <---- LJ also !
The average human produces 10,000 gallons of saliva in a lifetime.
The average speed of Heinz ketchup leaving thebottle is 25 miles per year.
The percent of women who wash their handsafter leaving a restroom is 80%.
The percent of men who wash their hands afterusing a restroom is 55%. <---- should be correct ar, Peng and Yl go toilet, Peng wash Yl nv wash.
The Eifel Tower has 2 500 000 rivets in it.
10 tons of space dust fall on the Eartheveryday. < ----Damn LJ ar, who can measure sia
The Eiffel Tower has 1792 steps.
In india it is cheaper to have sex with a prostitue than buy a condom!
Sex burns 360 calories per hour! <---- No wonder Yong liang so skinny
Turkeys can reproduce without having sex. It’s called parthenogenesis.
In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. <----COCK, If it's true leslie would have die sia LOL
The average person spends 2 weeks of its life kissing.
Monday, November 3, 2008
Min Jie's 3-on-3.
Min Jie's 3-on-3 Competition
2nd November 2008 : After On-Campus Session.
During the match when Peng, Worm, Yong Liang, Leslie, Lynn, Yan Qing, Cheryl and Kelly were watching.. Thanks guys for the support~ :)
Posing & Aiming for the shot...
Jumps & Release the ball to the basket...
Min Jie with his Gold Medal...
Awarded Champion for Category Mens Under 20 - Team Ji Tao Cui.
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